Raising a lawyer...or a comedienne.

Last night, while playing Apples to Apples, we got the word, 'Elderly.'

None of us had a particularly great match, so we tried our best and planned to argue our points. 

Me - Television, because elderly people often find themselves parked in front of one. 

M - The Ocean, because it has been around forever.

A - Brushing my teeth.


"Um...A? Why is that an example of elderly?"

"Because I have to brush them twice a day, every day, and it's getting old."